Comedian Ari Shaffir

I feel like writing one, but I can’t think of anything to write about. So please help me come up with a topic. Obviously anything I write about will be filthy and probably a bit cynical. There’s little I can do about that. But I’ll leave the rest up to you. And if anybody gives me a good idea, I’ll dedicate my blog to you. That’s worth exactly nothing.

That is all.

P.S. Pussy, fart, God doesn’t care about you, period blood.